Bob brings gifts for the gang back from Schlocksville, but after Clarabell (Lew Anderson) and Corny accidentally break Dilly Dally's bionic man, he requests a life-size replacement! When visiting genius Professor Zweistein turns a dummy of Clarabell into a bionic clown, Phineas T. Bluster tries to use it to make himself the most powerful person in Doodyville.